Just had the best airgasm of my life
When the royal family deprived Diana of her HRH (Her Royal Highness) title,...– Daily Gazette (via youspeakshit)
it’s like April is the season of love or something! Everyone is finding each other and I’m still lost
somethingicannotconfess: save your heart for someone who leaves you breathless
The Cost of Being Poor →
You deserve to be loved until your insides melt. Don’t give up on all the...– Kristelleinlove.tumblr.com
~sexual frustration blog 2011~
'Glee' spoilers: Songs for 'Prom Queen' episode...
gleeks: “Friday” by Rebecca Black. Sung by Puck, Artie, and Sam. “Dancing Queen” by ABBA. Sung by Mercedes and Santana. “Rolling In The Deep” by Adele. Sung by Jesse and Rachel. “Isn’t She Lovely” by Stevie Wonder. [Unknown who is singing this] “My Man” by Barbra Streisand. Sung by Rachel. [Shoot me on the first one…] I am so excited for Rolling, Isn’t She Lovely, and My Man!...
I saw so many gorgeous guys today at Dolphin Mall. How the hell do I meet guys like that?
ROLLING IN THE DEEP SUNG BY LEA AND JON GROFF OMG OMG I AM SO EXCITED!
robot-heart-politics: note-a-bear: Follow-up Question: Why are people pretending like this is the first time his birth certificate has been made public? It’s been out and public since pretty much day one of the birther conspiracy. I just find it all quite humorous because after years of “WHERE’S THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE?!??!?!?!?!”—meaning, where is the long form birth certificate because...
I had my hair in a Nun bun
The Weird Place
I rolled my first blunt! I think it’s cute :}
All your thoughts make sense
If you aren’t just a little bit depressed, then you aren’t paying very much...– Pete Wentz (via eletheowl)
I just hope for someone genuine.